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Privacy & Cookies Policy

Last Updated: February 27, 2026

1. The Satirical Nature of This Website

"How Cooked Am I?" is a satirical, entertainment-focused web application. The AI-generated job survival analyses are for comedic and discussion purposes only. Do not use any output from this website as financial, legal, career, or professional advice.

2. What Data We Collect

  • Job Titles: When you submit a job title, we collect and store this text to generate the AI analysis and, if applicable, display it on our public leaderboard.
  • Analytics Data: We use Vercel Analytics to understand website traffic and usage. This data is anonymized and does not personally identify you.
  • Cookies: We use local storage/cookies to remember if you have dismissed our cookie consent banner.

3. How We Use and Share Your Data (GDPR Compliance)

We process your submitted job titles based on our legitimate interest in providing the core functionality of the site (generating the roast and maintaining the leaderboard). We do not collect names, email addresses, or other Personally Identifiable Information (PII) during regular use.

Job titles are sent to a third-party AI provider (Google Gemini) via API to generate the analysis. Google Gemini's API data usage policies apply to this transient processing. We do not sell your data to third parties.

Under the GDPR, you have the right to request the deletion of your data. If a specific job input on the leaderboard needs to be removed, please contact us.

4. Cookies and Local Storage

This site relies on minimal cookies and local storage to function:

  • Essential: Local storage is used to prevent the cookie banner from repeatedly showing once you have interacted with it.
  • Analytics: Vercel Analytics sets cookies to gather aggregated, anonymous metrics about site visitors.

5. Disclaimer of Warranties and Liability

The AI models used by this site can hallucinate, be biased, and provide inaccurate information. The analyses are generated dynamically and do not represent the opinions of the creators. The service is provided "AS IS" without any warranties. We are not liable for any emotional distress, career choices, or damages ensuing from your use of this entertainment service.

6. Contact Information

For any privacy-related questions or requests, please contact: contact@marep.sk